(I found this hanging around my computer so thought I'd post :3)
A while ago, there was an article going around about a surface formation on Mars that looked like Jesus. I won't post the original image here, you can find it on Google easily enough.
But me and my sister saw lots of other things too:
(From the left:) Gremlin of Wisdom, Hermit of Might, Disco Dude of Pleasure, Owl of Justice, and the Dog of Never Ending Gambling Debts.
I'm just glad I'll never have to go to Mars and deal with that Gremlin of Wisdom.